Saturday 28 March 2009

Malygos again



Fairly decent DPS on maly, even if I do say so myself. Especially since I didn't have a flask, and Maly is anything but static.

In other news, I finally got my valorous robe after putting up with a rather interesting Naxxramas 25 PUG that I led.

It hurt. These people, some of them were awesome , some were just absolute disasters. Wiping on Thaddius is not fun. The whole shebang took almost 5 hours, and we still have Thaddius, Sapphiron and Kel Thuzad to go.

Now if only I could get some damn better gloves...

In truth, I have to admit that I didn't REALLY need the robe. I have both Gown of the Spellweaver and Heigan's Putrid Vestments.

BUt, I wanted the valorous one for the look. I like to match :D

Thursday 26 March 2009

Gear

There is nothing more amusing than a warlock with MP5 gear.
Mind you, I used mp5 gems a few times for the meta bonus and because they were the cheapest purple gems I could find. I did not have a farming alt high enough at the time.
But wearing gear with mp5 on it? As a warlock?
That is stupid.
Why?
1. It's healing gear. For healers. They NEED mp5 more than your incompetent ass.
2. You're a fucking warlock. Lifetap you idiot.

Then again, I blame this on the casualization of WTLK. Fucking noobs.

wtf? I got tagged?

What is your name and where did it come from?

Zalmeeth Stoneheart. I'm half dwarven. I get my magical abilities from the human sideof the family and the stubbornness from the darven side.

How old are you and what is your birthday?

I am 27 years old and my birthday falls one week after midsummer.

Are you in love and with whom?
Not telling.

What is your favorite mount and why?

My hawkstrider, It was an unwillin gift frm Prince Kael'Thas. Only I had to kill him first.

Do you have a preferred type of Azerothian meal and where do you get it from?

I have a fondness for shoveltusk steaks :D

You know those giant mushrooms in Zangermarsh?

ZanGArmarsh, FFS!!!!!!!!!!

If you saw the Lich King walking toward you, what would you do?
Stare in awe. The Lich King is awesome ( and the only guy who can possibly defeat the Burning Legion). Maybe flirt. he's kinda hot.

Wednesday 25 March 2009

Goddamn it




Did Malygos on normal tonight ( in a PUG) and after a few wipes de to, of course, stupid people not healing... he dropped the staff which I did not get again. Bah, I have such shit luck with loot.

No, I did not out DPS the mage in the end. A nerfed destro warlock versus an uberbuffed arcane mage? Not yet. She was very good.

Come 3.1 I will own her ass, but until then I have to grind my teeth.

No, seriously.
If you have comparable gear with mine, if you're a mage/DK/moonkin/hunter and you do less DPS than I do?
You fucking suck.
I play a class that has been nerfed by each fucking patch since 3.0. If you can't do better DPS than me on your OP toon, then you suck. It's not a matter of me being awesome. My personal awesomeness cannot compensate for the fact that I am a destro warlock. Nerfed. Nerfed,nerfed, nerfed. A DK/mage/boomkin should eat me for breakfast.



In my long travels across the EU servers I have finally found a server where I can PUG pretty much everything without having to put up with a guild. I am far too ascial to be able to stand a guild's inanity anymore, and my work is taking far too much out of me to be able to afforda commitment to a proper raiding schedule.


I d all my aids weekly, but on my own time. Fuck guilds. Last one I was in, I got kicked out of becase screamed at them on Vent. Why? Because they sucked balls. You dn't wipe on patchwerk. Not right now No wen it's been out for 5 months
It's not hard to heal. If you wipe on Patchwerk, you suck and deserve all the verbal abuse I can dish.


Of course, that may have something to do with the fact that the end game is so simple nowadays that I have no need for a guild.

F.A.Q

1. yes, that is a screenshot of my main taken with modelviewer.
2.yes, the particle enchant sucks
3. yes, that is my actual gear If I wanted to make pretend gear I'd have given her T7.5 gloves and a better weapon.
4. no, she wasn't rolled in Wrath.
5.no, she doesn't need another nerf.

Of Warlocks

I have been playing a warlock since the early days of TBC, and WoW ( with interruptions) since the day it came out. Before that, I played a hunter through most of the vanilla content.

In TBC I have been all the way to M'uru before his nerf in July 2008. I dinged 80 on 19th Noember 2008 and seen all end game cntent. Aside from my main, I'm levelling another warlock to 80 ( currently at 74), because the class is just so much fun... and I have another one at 60.

Madness, isnt it?